- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Take this and put it- No.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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