why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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