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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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speech and debate.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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