What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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