- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Your time.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

These Jokes suck.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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