Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Your mom is fat

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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i cant think of one.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Women's rights

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Kathy Griffin.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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