- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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