What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Error 37.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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ass in my face ? no

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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your mum

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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