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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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