Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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