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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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