- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

i like pie.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

How did the girl die? 25.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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