- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

whats long and green? weed

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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