1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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knock knock. come in.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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