- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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