Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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women's rights

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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