what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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ecks! why zee?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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