Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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boobs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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4-4-2

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who is awesome? no one...

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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