wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Obama

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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96

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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