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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your doorbell is broken.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Bumsniffer

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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