How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

want to go home? yea

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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