What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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stop it ryan vallee

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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