What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

The penn state football administration

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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