Ham sandwich

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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