- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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