What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Jared Gough is a slut

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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YOLO

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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