What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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GONNA

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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MICHAEL

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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don't look behind you

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