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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

where are you?

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Two women were sitting quietly.

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