roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Don't think of granny porn

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