- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What is the best part about football The scoring

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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