Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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imadewords

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Do you believe this will change?

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

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