A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Woman's rights.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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