How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I can't think of a joke!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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