What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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