What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Your Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Left. That one direction...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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