What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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penis that is all

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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