Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Haha

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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