I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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World Of Warcraft

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Women

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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