What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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okay.....

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your face.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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