why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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women's rights

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