- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Small titties.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

My children are mistakes

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