What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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George Bush.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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