For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Don't rape me!

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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