A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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i like potatoes

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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