Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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