The WNBA.

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chuck norris

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Lebron Traveled

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hummer.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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My mom's dead

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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