Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Obama.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

baby seal walks into a bar

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Akshaytiger World

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

tim rafter died no one cared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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