- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

penis

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Womens Rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Penis

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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