roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Hitler is my role model

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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