All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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hi bye

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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That's unfortunate.

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make me a sandwich!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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guess what?

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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i wish i was a tree !

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France never surrender.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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