No.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Anti Joke

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